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Liddo Annie
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If Adam and Eve were Chinese:
We would still be in paradise,
because we Chinese would have ignored the apple
and eaten the snake.
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Mr. Craz is the manager of a mental clinic.
With 5 other volunteers, they take care of 10 mental people.
Mr. Craz is suposed to help them ''wake up''. Learn new things and understand more.

One day, Mr. Craz decided to check if the 10 people are getting better. So he decided to make a test.
During the night, Mr. Craz and the volunteers painted a door on a wall.

The next morning, all the patients keep bumping on the wall, trying to open the door.
Only one patient sat on the nearest chair.
This happened for three days.

On the fourth day, still the same. Nine people trying to open the painted door.
As for the last one, he is still sitting on the same place.

''Finaly there is someone who is feeling better here...'' Mr. Craz whispered to a volunteer.

Walking up to the patient on the chair, Mr.Craz asks him '' Why don't you go try to open the door like the others?''
Mental person '' haha they can't open the door. You want to know why?''
Mr. Craz '' You tell me...''
Mental person '' Because the door is LOCKED and I have the KEYS!''
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What happens when you tell a Mirror a joke? It CRACKS up! XD
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Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? No one wanted to stand up and say. . .Idaho... (I da Ho)
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Chemist Memory

A chemist walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?"

"You mean aspirin?" asked the pharmacist.

"That's it, I can never remember that word."
I never really understood Thursdays.
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