Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 10:11 am
Oooohhh Crapper-ino, im a month and 20 days late =x
Tuesday, September 09, 2008
HOOKING UP WITH TILA TEQUILA!!!!!
Hey Guys!!
Guess what??? My new book that I have been talking about for soooo long is finally finished and it is now available for PRE-ORDERS! WOooohoooo! One of my dreams of becoming a book author has finally come true and I am very happy with the way it all turned out! I think that you guys did a fantastic job sending me some of the questions you had on your mind and I hope that you enjoy reading my answers and advice to you all just as much! This book covers info on how I made it to the top and what to do when you're feeling down in the dumps about life, love, and everything else in between! Come with me on this journey as I share my life experiences in a very intimate way with all of you! This is something that I will cherish forever! Be the FIRST ones to order my book, HOOKING UP WITH TILA TEQUILA, online now! Book will be out IN STORES on December 9th, but if you order now, you can be the 1st ones to get it! YAYYYY! I hope you love! One of my proudest moments!
Love,
Tila
I think I corrected all the swear filter, if you see a john tesh, mini cooper, pinkberry, ill change it when i have time lolINTRO
F**** OFF. That’s right.
I know what you’re thinking: Tila Tequila wrote a book? What does that bitch have to say? Can she even fucking write?!
Well, APPARENTLY I can. I mean, I write blogs all of the time, don’t I? And someone’s reading them, right? I’ve only got something like three MILLION friends on MySpace. That equals a whole lot of fans…and stalkers…plus plenty of secret admirers, too, who I’m sure are taking a great deal of sick, guilty pleasure in logging on to keep up with what I’ve got to say. I’m tired of giving that shit away for free.
So buy my book, bitch!
Alright now, don’t get all mad. I’m just telling it like it is. I know a lot of people first perceived me as an obnoxious, slutty bimbo. Not only do I know it…but I’ve learned to embrace it and use it to my advantage. Because while everyone thought I was sitting around my house, practicing my pole dancing, I’ve been building an EMPIRE.
I can hear you being all like, “I still don’t know what the hell she does.” Well, for one thing, I’m a fucking author. Yes, DARLING, an author! Doesn’t that sound intelligent? You can add it to my long list of accomplishments, which includes model, singer, actress, clothing designer, reality television star, internet maven, humanitarian and survivor.
SURVIVOR. That last one makes me the proudest. Because it was the hardest to come by, and really, it’s the foundation on which I built everything else. This agro way I have of talking, of telling people to shut the F**** up when they hate on me…it’s not really the real me. It’s just part of me. It’s the ferocious front I had to put up during all of the years when I was busting my ass, pulling myself up from nothing to finally be someone.
And not just anyone. But someone with her own TV show, “A SHOT AT LOVE WITH TILA TEQUILA,”…someone who TIME magazine called the Madonna of MySpace… someone who’s been on the cover of STUFF, BLENDER, and KING magazines…someone who’s been on Hot Lists in ROLLING STONE and MAXIM…and best of all, someone who actually feels confident enough to let people get close.
This confidence is a new development. And it means I can finally relax enough to share my story and use it to encourage my fans to discover and be true to themselves while tearing ass down the path to following their dreams. It also means I can do the one thing I still value most, find TRUE LOVE. I mean REAL true love. The FOREVER kind.
My whole life, I’ve been fighting. Literally. Getting into fist fights, and street fighting, and fighting verbally for everything I believed. Being 4 foot 11 didn’t help. I seriously think I’ve got little man’s syndrome! My rather infelicitous childhood didn’t help either. And I’ve always had the kind of dreams that don’t just get handed to you. Everything was a fight in my life, to the point where I felt like, if I wasn’t fighting, there must be something wrong.
But then, the craziest thing happened.........