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Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 4:27 am
by froggyboy604
Your house turned into cheese, and all the food in your fridge is stinky cheese.
I wish I had a Pizza.
Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 1:57 pm
by Hikari
The pizza jumps up and splatters all over your face.
I wish Google Translate worked.
Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 9:15 pm
by froggyboy604
Google translate suddenly e-mailed all the translated text with your name on it to your principal.
I wish Homework was more exciting.
Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 9:16 pm
by Hikari
Your homework is, work out the diameter of a tank of boiling acid by jumping into it with a ruler.
I wish you could leave school at 12.
Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 9:37 pm
by froggyboy604
The Association decided to change the length of a year to 36 months, so you have to wait longer to leave school.
I wish I got a time machine.
Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 9:44 pm
by Hikari
You go mad and kill your mum before she met your dad and you can't exist so you disappear
I wish Marriland weren't such homophobes
Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 9:54 pm
by SetoTK
They become a leading organisation for gay rights, and bring in enforced homosexual behaviour
For the pokéworld to be real