Gamer Grub: Because 'Food' Takes Too Long to Chew

Post by **froggyboy604** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 5:48 am

2:45 PM on Thu Oct 2 2008
By Mark Wilson

For when fruits, veggies, exercise, plenty of sleep and the occasional colonic won't do, Gamer Grub promises to be the first "performance snack formulated especially for gamers." In flavors like Action Pizza, Racing Wasabi, Strategy Chocolate and Sports PB&J, the snacks are not only fortified with vitamins and minerals, but are specially engineered to be crumb and grease free, protecting your keyboard from its normal all-it-can-eat junk food buffet. We're not sure precisely which brick of the USDA food pyramid that videogame genre-flavored morsels fall into, but we're willing to wave most (OK, some) judgment until we're able to test this stuff for ourselves.

Until then, here are our rejected headlines for this story:

Gamer Grub:
Because Playing Games Doesn't Repulse Women Enough
Because We've Always Wondered What Mario's Balls Tasted Like
Because Vomit Has Nutrients Too
Because You're Not Fat Enough Already
Because It's Obviously Good For You
Because Your Blender Is Broken
Because the Rotting Scrapings of the Cheetos Factory Gotta Go Somewhere
Because the FDA Takes Bribes
Because the Chinese Aren't the Only Ones Trying To Poison Us [GamerGrub via bbGadgets]

Source:: http://gizmodo.com/5058129/gamer-grub-b ... ng-to-chew

sounds gross.

Post by **SetoTK** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:16 am

if i was 8 this would be the coolest thing in the world

but i'm not i'm a trained moron so this is the coolest thing in the world but they missed out "Marshmellow pillow" and "WTH is that"

Black Angel · Post by **Black Angel** » Sat Oct 04, 2008 11:27 am

This takes laziness to a whole new level.. I seriously hope this is a joke..

Post by **froggyboy604** » Sun Oct 05, 2008 5:00 am

I think they are coming to a retailer near you. http://gamergrub.com/retailers/ But, they plan to sell it in 2009

Resurgence · Post by **Resurgence** » Mon Oct 06, 2008 5:13 am

Yeah I hope it's a joke too. I mean come on. O_O

Post by **froggyboy604** » Mon Oct 06, 2008 5:45 am

I agree. I think Action Pizza, Racing Wasabi, Strategy Chocolate and Sports PB&J sound gross except for the strategy vhocolate flavour.

Itachi_Uchiha000 · Post by **Itachi_Uchiha000** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 4:13 am

Black Angel wrote:This takes laziness to a whole new level.. I seriously hope this is a joke..

me two...