Megan Fox’s new gig: No clothing required

[Liddo Annie]

Just when you thought it was scientifically impossible to see any more of Megan Fox than you already do on a daily basis, the "Transformers" actress has found yet another way of seeping her way into your psyche. And if you thought the men in your office were useless before, wait until you hear about the foxy lady's latest plan to distract them.

The "I'm a mild schizophrenic" stunner has signed on as the new star of Emporio Armani's steamy underwear ads. (The 23-year-old is also going to be promoting their fragrance and fashion line but once people hear about the underwear, they don't give two hoots about the rest.)

While Megan's undies-only shoot apparently took place over the past weekend in L.A. with high-fashion photogs Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott, you'll have to keep the cold shower running until January, when the print and billboard campaign is released in all its glory.

While Armani may see this latest notch on its belt as a win for everyone (especially the lucky temp who gets to hand Megs her robe at the end of a long hard day) they may not be taking into consideration the serious ramifications of their decision. Am I the only one concerned about those lonely truckers running straight off the highway in the dead of night when they first see those billboards? Never mind the red-light runners caught in a trance by her famous tattoo trail. I just hope Armani weighed the risks.

Of course we can't forget about poor Posh either. She was probably feeling pretty damn fine about those spicy underwear ads with hubby Becks until she got wind of her replacement and devoured an entire carrot in a jealous rage.

While Mrs. Beckham is said to have opted out of her Armani contract because she was far too busy working on her fashion line (and perfecting her pout), David is apparently in talks to create his own line of skivvies and has been replaced by another European soccer stud, Christiano Ronaldo. (Although Ms. Fox and Paris Hilton's four-minute stand apparently won't appear in any ads together like the Beckham's leg-a-cy.)

All roadway disasters and bruised egos aside, you have to hand it to Armani for tying down the wild and crazy Fox, something Hugh Hefner has been trying to do for a while now. The "Playboy" founder, a gentleman who definitely prefers blondes, is said to have the outspoken brunette as his #1 pick for the cover, ahead of Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson.

In the wake of "Jennifer's Body" tanking at the box office, the iconic men's magazine may be a good option for Fox because realistically, how many more sequels can "Transformers" have?

[froggyboy604]

I kind of agree that there shouldn't be very big Megan Fox Billboards on the side of the road since guys might stare at Megan's picture too long and cause a crash. I never considered Megan Fox to be a great actress, and think she will have a better career in modeling.

[Skeithex]

megan fox in underwear only? Lock away the pervs because they will love those pics.

[froggyboy604]

I agree. Most straight men will love these pics. I'm glad Megan is branching out from Transformers and the whole SCI-FI Genre.

[Bestinwest]

hmmm haven't seen the pictures yet

[alexander10]

I am not interested in this.(haaaa haaaa)

[robert32]

I want excited to see her in this style.